okay. i made questionable choices and i’m here to justify myself. no one asked i just thought that my choices are questionable and needed to be justified.

maid of honor

as much as i love the others, i wanted to go with either hana or maxwell because they’ve been with us from day one. went with maxwell because i rep house beaumont and we literally won’t be here without them. and i guess i want my wedding to be a certified mess, whatever.

ring bearer

unfortunately i don’t have the corgi. i picked the cordonian children over bartie because small parts keep out of reach from children three and under, and he can’t even walk. i’ve also pre-filled the house beaumont quota of one (1). also, good pr.

officiant

i’ve decided on leo because i want my wedding to be a certified mess, as stated previously. regina is too good and safe. he’s also been out of job since my roe mc went with william, so i’m giving him some pity screentime.

title

i will be pronounced joined in marriage because of the ‘it is what it is’ tone to it. i like that. also i guess i don’t trust my mc to be partners for life tbh, and i’m bored of 'husband and wife’.

in conclusion, i still want to marry olivia, my true love, and only went with the king for the plot to make sense. also i, tumblr user jockfashions, promise to never get a career in wedding planning.