ellascinders:

I can’t even…so your three possible love interests in this book are: 
 1. so popular and desirable that you barely spend any time together, despite their being your next door neighbor
 2. convinced that even admitting he’s your friend would be unprofessional, and
 3. so committed to being contrary she immediately says she wishes she was cold after you called her ‘nice and warm’ 

I’m cackling this really feels like high school