ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?

varmajackie:

me: eve left us alone in foreign countries twice, sure she can’t do anything worse than that

eve:

i think ludia saw my mc named glassons smidgekin and derived guillaume zamboni from there. i will not entertain other possibilities

i just need everyone to know that i still dont have dr vile

update: the counter is broken. still no dr vile

btw ludia. i will buy vip if you let me switch people with the same stories. just putting it on the table

wait??? i matched with nicholas even though he wasnt liking me???? BUT NOT DR VILE WHEN HE IS?????? like thats him right?????? or does it not count since he’s been on my swipe queue for days waiting for him to like me. im confused

pspspspspspspsps dr vile

do you have to be vip to match dr vile?

nooooo i swipe right on everyone i didnt think was matchable… i didnt know u could match blake now……. and i tried to ignore him and let him unmatch but i instinctively clicked the “__ will unmatch you” notif and now we’ve chatted…. keanu dear im so sorry

ok before i match with horse man, who is his counterpart?